An Open Letter to You, My Dear

An open letter to Britney 'Hit Me Baby One More Time/I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman' Spears:

Dear Ms. Spears,

I'm appalled and frankly confused by your fashion sense in recent years, this is not to say that when you were in the height of your career it was any better. Let me explain. I had and still have an appreciation for your wackadoodle red carpet and stage looks. Take a look at exhibit A; in 2001 you and then boyfriend Justin Timberlake wore...wait for it, well you already know, matching denim ensembles! I know, I can't believe it either. Dude, it was a floor length denim gown with a sweetheart neckline with a matching denim evening bag. Really Brit Brit? Really? But let me tell you, it was so bad that it was good. Actually it was absurd but lets move on. It wasn't all bad, both 'I'm a Slave for You' and 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' VMA costumes were sexy and just f-ing fierce, for a reminder see exhibits B and C. So lets fast forward, after all the cooch flashing, shaved head and dating a pap; you have now resigned yourself to a uniform of of tanks and shorts (exhibits D). It's not good Brit, not good at all. And I won't get started on your weave, that's not really my place. Ok, take a look at exhibit E and I won't say another word. I hope you learned something from this; I am only harsh because I care. I actually love you. I'm not trying to rip you a new asshole but rather open your eyes to how cute you are; I just wish you would dress like you knew that.

Fan for life,

K

A

B

C

D

E

Back Packing It

Nicole boots

H&M shorts

F21 knit top & bag

Fall is here. I can't let go of my shorts.

Peace to the Middle East,

K

Saved by the Bell

BDG shorts

Liz Claiborne wallet bag

gifted (late 80s/early 90s) Nike sneakers

random tee

I'm obviously rebelling against the lowering temperature. It's going to be hard to give up shorts worn like this.

edit* this is from last week, it's getting colder everyday here in NY.

Over and out,

K

<- That's My Stove

BDG jean jacket

Thrifted short sleeve sweater

Lux Dress via UO

Vintage Crown rain boots

Have a lovely Sunday, party people.

Seacrest out!

K

Same Difference

source: contactmusic.com

source: USmagazine.com

source: styleite.com

Totally feeling these looks from last week. Black and white is such a classic color combo that seldom goes wrong.

Two quick things:

-Lindsay has huge bozongas

-I want (need) her shoes.

need those shoes.

Black Cat

F21 dress & bag

H&M jacket

No.704b boots

I wore this little number on a date I had Friday night. Oh yeah.

Happy Monday,

K

Work 'fits

Lark & Wolff button down

H&M shorts

Steve Madden oxfords

Kimchi Blue briefcase

F21 necklace

random shirt dress

F21 sweater dress/vest & boots

Kimchi Blue belt

Here are a couple of work looks I wore this week. As a bookseller I get to go to different places, one night I'm at a bar the next I'm at the Friar's club. Life is good.

I like it: Between Two Ferns

I've been a huge Zach Galifinakis fan for years and was so happy when he made it big because he is truly one of a kind. Zach has a hilarious series called Between Two Ferns on Funny or Die and I thought I would share my favorite ones. Enjoy.

p.s. I'm obsessed with comedians and comedic actors.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Michael Cera from Between Two Ferns

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Jon Hamm from Between Two Ferns

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell from Between Two Ferns

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller from Between Two Ferns

Barbie Nails

H&M jacket & sheer top

BDG cords

Converse sneakers

Thrifted belt

I have a new addiction and it's way less expensive than my shoe addiction (thank God). It's nail polish. In the last month I have bought more nail polish than I've ever had my whole life. So yesterday I painted my nails an obnoxious neon pink, then put glitter nail polish over that. Without me even realizing it I ended up with Barbie nails. I'm repulsed and drawn to these nails. I'm not the girliest person in the world so I think it works out.

See ya,

K

random: I totally got hit on in this outfit. It makes me happy to know you don't have to be showing skin to get a guy's attention. Must have been the Barbie nails ;)

I Was Fine All Along

H&M shorts, tank & knit robe (on sale for $10!)

Top Shop bag

JC wedges

LF watch

street vendor rings

Fred Flare sunnies

Went home to Long Island to go to the opthamologist and I'm glad to report that my eyes are fine. I was having the worst tired feeling in my right eye but artificial tears should remedy the problem.

Have a great weekend,

K

Stolen

BDG jean jacket

Silence + Noise sleeveless denim top

H&M pants

Aldo earrings

Supreme hat

My brother was/is into Supreme and has a bunch of these hats. I stole two.

My Night Out

Kimchi Blue briefcase

gifted dress

Thrifted blazer & necklace

Bass loafers

Fred Flare pin

street vendor glasses

Besides taking me to different parts of the city my job as a bookseller also takes me to venues I would never normally go. On Fashion's Night Out I worked at the ultra swanky aka so out of my price range Judith Leiber boutique on Madison Avenue. The store is absolutely gorgeous; when you enter the main show room you are met by sparkly little clutches behind glass. While working, Molly Sims came in and I was floored by her beauty; she's picture perfect and seemed so friendly. I later went downtown where there was a block party on Bond Street to say hello to a new friend who was working at one of the food tents, he was making Japanese pancakes; I should have tried some.

Side note, it's so overwhelming when the city is in such a blatant cluster f*ck, everyone and I mean everyone was on the streets that night, yikes!

-K

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